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A priest, a (protestant) minister, and a rabbi are out in a field.

The priest says, "Let's draw a circle on the ground and throw our money into the air. Whatever lands outside the circle, we keep; whatever lands inside the circle, we give to God."

The minister says, "I have a better idea: we only keep what lands INSIDE the circle."

The Rabbi says, "Tell you what: let's just throw the money up, and whatever God wants, he can keep."

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