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Heaven is a place where: 
	The lovers are Italian 
	The cooks are French 
	The mechanics are German 
	The police are English 
	The government is run by the Swiss 

Hell is a place where: 
	The lovers are Swiss 
	The cooks are English 
	The mechanics are French 
	The police are German 
	The government is run by the Italians 

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