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This is a fairly old one that I heard from my Rabbi, J. Herzog. I don't know where he got it from, but surprisingly few people have heard it.

Rabbi Greenberg is sitting alone in the sanctuary of his synagogue-- crying. He is clutching a prayer book in his hands and a closely written sheet of paper; tears are streaming down his upturned face, and sobs heave from him tearingly.

"Why, Lord?" he cries out. "Why did this have to happen? How could my son, my ONLY son, destroy me like this? My--my only son--he converted to Christianity!"

And a great voice booms down from the heavens: "YOURS, TOO?"

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