An Iraqi goes to the unemployment office and asks for help in locating a job. The counselor asked him what he did in Iraq, to which he replied, "I worked on a Milk Truck."
The counselor said she had a number of posted openings for truck drivers, and it would be no problem to locate a position.
The Iraqi replied, "But you do not understand, I didn't drive the trucks."
"Well, then what did you do?" asked the counselor.
"I was the tail gunner."