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Copyright (c) 1996 by the author, Mike Morton <mike@morton.com>. All
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Top Ten Anagrams for "Communications Decency Act"
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10. Caution cynic: Scan modem, etc.
9. Communist, candy, cocaine, etc.
8. Academic custom: Cynic on 'Net
7. Connect CIA, communist decay
6. I disconnect my Acme account
5. [This anagram too offensive to post]
4. Condoms, etc., can cue intimacy
3. Decency? Commit a sin, account!
2. Cut my academic connections
And the number one anagram for "Communications Decency Act":
1. Comic scene: Nudity act on Mac
Runners-up:
A succinct edict: man, economy
CIA? Disconnect me, my account?
Connect Mosaic; induce my act
Cute, cosmetic cynic: Madonna
I accuse; condemn my tactic, no?
I accused: Connect into my Mac
I can't commend saucy conceit
Media custom: Connect a cynic
Mice may disconnect account
Scan me: CIA concocted mutiny
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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