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My company prints calendars every year for our customers.  We always include
a questionnaire to gather opinions about the services we provide.  This year,
we included the following question about our calendar:

   What changes would you suggest to improve our calendar?

Here are some of the responses we received to this question:

- Attach a dollar bill to each day.
- Eliminate Mothers Day!
- Add more holidays.
- Make every month have only 30 days.
- Get rid of Mondays.
- Move Thanksgiving up a few weeks (It's too close to Christmas)
- Do all the little boxes have to have numbers in them?
- What calendar?

(Ask a stupid question . . . JC)

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