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A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a good looking woman and starts looking at his watch. The woman notices this and asks him if his date is late.

"No," he replies, "I've just got this new state-of-the-art watch and I was just about to test it."

"What does it do?"

"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me."

"What's it telling you now?"

"Well, it says you're not wearing a bra or panties."

"Ha! Well it must be broken then, because I am!"

"Damn thing must be an hour fast."

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