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"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."--Robert A. Heinlein

"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face." -- Ben Williams

"Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it."--Unknown

"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man."--Mark Twain

"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts." -- John Steinbeck

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