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A true story...

My wife and I recently had our first house built. Since we moved in I have been very busy with "do-it-yourself" projects such as adding water filters, building shelves, installing garage door openers, and even some pretty involved projects like building retaining walls and installing a lawn sprinkler system. My wife has been complaining that I've become quite obsessed with doing everything myself without professional help, to which I've always countered that I can do these projects cheaper and with more care than the average professional.

Last night I had a dream that my great aunt, who is currently in poor health, passed away. In my dream I convinced my cousin that I could perform the embalming of her mother at home "cheaper and with greater care" than the mortuary.

First thing this morning I called my landscaping company and said they could go ahead and lay my sod for me instead of just delivering it.

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