A friend went to see the movie American Beauty and was quite bothered by some scenes, in particular a masturbation scene. Discussing the movie with her husband later, she said, "I'm sorry, but I find masturbation in a movie to be really offensive."
Her husband sighed and said, "All right, I'll stop doing it."
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