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One day, a teacher was teaching her class of eight year old children. At the beginning of the lesson she asked them to write a short essay on their views of the police force. As she was reading through them at the end of the day, she noticed little Johnny had only written one sentence;

"Police is bastards."

Naturally, she was quite concerned. So, she thought the best way to rectify this would be to take the children for a day out at the local Police station.

The next day, the children all went on a school outing to the local Police station, and they all had a brilliant time. They got shown round the cells, and were given lots of cakes and fizzy drinks. The day after the visit, the teacher asked them all to write a short essay on their views of the Police force based on their visit the day before. As she was reading through them at the end of the day she noticed that little Johnny had again only written one sentence;

"Police is cunning bastards."

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