As one of only three full time employees in my working group, I was required to attend a fire and emergency preparedness seminar, so that I could help others to leave the building in the event of trouble. I work in a federal government building called the "Narono building." The first slide went up, proudly proclaiming this to be the:
Narono Emergency Response Organisation
It occured to me that, since the primary responsibility of this group is fire evacuation, not much thought had been put into the resulting acronym.