This new allergy drug I'm taking is really making me woozy. In trying to express how I feel to a rather young co-worker, I said, "I feel like a 45 playing at 33 1/3." He just looked at me blankly. I realized an upgrade in analogy was required, so I said, "I feel like I'm trying to run Windows on an 8086." Then the light went on!
[I received the above notice this morning, in an e-mail from a friend.]