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I was driving home with a friend one night, talking about a young lady of my acquaintance. The discussion turned to whether I could figure out a problem she was having without making it worse. Heisenberg came up, of course, and so I felt compelled to restate his famous observation:

It is possible to know exactly, either the velocity of a teenager, or her location, but not both.

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