At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the cards, finally shaking her head each time, muttering, "No."
A clerk finally came over and asked, "And how may I help you?"
"I just don't know," said the woman. "Do you have any 'Sorry I laughed at your dick' cards?"
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