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It was reported today from Los Angeles that in the first known birth of its kind in the United States, Gaby Vernoff, has had a baby using sperm that was extracted from her dead husband as he lay in the morgue. A statement released by the happy mother said, "It was the best sex I ever had."

[original to my wife, Jenney]

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