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  IT'S PAYBACK TIME 

    Well, the blondes finally got together to get back at the 
    brunettes. Here's their revenge: 

    What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch? 
           A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes 

    What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette? 
           Brown bagging it. 

    What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure? 
           No one else wants it. 

    Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? 
           So brunettes can remember them. 

    What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes? 
           Invisible. 

    What's a brunette's mating call? 
           "Has the blonde left yet? " 

    Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes? 
           The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable. 

    Why is the brunette considered an evil color? 
           When was the last time you saw a blonde witch? 

    What do brunettes miss most about a great party? 
           The invitation. 

    What do you call a good looking man with a brunette? 
           A hostage. 

    Who makes bras for brunettes? 
           Fisher-Price. 

    Why are brunettes so proud of their hair? 
           It matches their mustache. 

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