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The QPSAT (Quick Political Scholastic Aptitude Test)

enge0213@tc.umn.edu (Aaron Engelhart)
(topical, smirk, forwarded)

This test consists of one (1) multiple-choice question (so you better get it right!) Here's a list of the countries that the U.S. has bombed since the end of World War II, compiled by historian William Blum:

	China 1945-46 
	Korea 1950-53 
	China 1950-53 
	Guatemala 1954 
	Indonesia 1958 
	Cuba 1959-60 
	Guatemala 1960 
	Congo 1964 
	Peru 1965 
	Laos 1964-73 
	Vietnam 1961-73 
	Cambodia 1969-70 
	Guatemala 1967-69 
	Grenada 1983 
	Libya 1986 
	El Salvador 1980s 
	Nicaragua 1980s 
	Panama 1989 
	Iraq 1991-99 
	Sudan 1998 
	Afghanistan 1998 
	Yugoslavia 1999 

In how many of these instances did a democratic government, respectful of human rights, occur as a direct result? Choose one of the following:

	(a) 0 
	(b) zero 
	(c) none 
	(d) not a one 
	(e) zip 
	(f) a whole number between -1 and +1 
	(g) zilch 


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