Intel has recently run a commercial featuring Homer Simpson. He has his brain replaced with a Pentium chip; he is then able to design an advanced "super donut."
Apple just web-posted a video in which the HAL 9000 (from 2001: A Space Odyssey) extols the the Mac's Y2K readiness.
So it seems the choice is now: a PC with the brain of Homer Simpson, or a Mac recommended by an insane computer.
Now, where did I put that abacus...