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"A well-dressed man approached a woman at a Gotham health food store and in a clipped British accent asked her exactly what she did with the tofu in her basket. She said she normally puts it in the refrigerator, looks at it for several weeks and then throws it away. The man replied: "That's exactly what my wife does with it. I was hoping you had a better recipe.""

[Taken from today's (6/4/99) Denver Post]

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