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Step 1: Go to Menlo Park. Find a tree.

Step 2: Shake the tree. A venture capitalist will fall out.

Step 3: Before the venture capitalist regains its wits, recite the following incantation:

"Internet! Electronic Commerce! Distributed Enterprise-Enabled Applications! Java!"

Step 4: The venture capitalist will give you four million dollars.

Step 5: In 18 months, go public.

Step 6: After you receive your cheque, go back to Menlo Park.

Step 7: Find a tree.

Step 8: Climb it.

Step 9: Wait.

Note - written by Laura Lemay for the New York Times in 1996 - ed.]

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