Two utter gentlemen are fishing in a boat.
Suddenly one of them feels a strong push on the fishing rod. He pulls the rod out and here it is - he caught a beautiful mermaid.
The gentleman takes mermaid into his hands, turns her from side to side and throws back into the water...
"But, Why?..." inquires the second gentleman. "But, How?..." the first one replies.
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