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Another Kosovo Digest

funny-request@netfunny.com (Funny Guy)
(smirk, sick, offense=Germans, Chinese, many others)

Here are more Kosovo quickies. These are jokes which are funny, but which didn't really warrant posting separately. I post such a digest whenever I have enough entries to warrant it. Particularly selective readers will probably not enjoy the digests, and may want to killfile RHF jokes with "Digest" in the title - ed.


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>From: grange@ram.co.uk (Ian Grange)
>Subject: Chinese Embassy

Now being posted on Chinese Embassy notice boards:

"Important! Laser pointers are no longer to be used when giving
presentations"

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>From: newsoft@email.com
>Subject: Lost in Belgrade

It's no wonder the missile got lost. I mean,
how many landmarks does Belgrade have left?

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>From: jokemaster@x.tc (Jokemaster)
>Subject: Third Time Lucky....

Political commentators have expressed surprise at the strong public support
in Germany for military action in Kosovo - something that goes against
their predominantly pacifist trend over recent years.

I don't see why it's all that surprising - after all, it's their last
chance this century to end a war on the winning side.

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>From: mrki@Tesla.rcub.bg.ac.yu (Vladimir P. Filipovic)
>Subject: Safety first!

How do you cross the street in Belgrade?

Look left, look right, look up - if all is clear, cross it.

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>From: rjyanco@unix.amherst.edu (Richard J. Yanco)
>Subject: Another priceless Mastercard advertisement

Lockheed F-16 Fighting Falcon - $25 million dollars
Lockheed F-117 Nighthawk Stealth Fighter - $45 million dollars.
Boeing B-52 Stratofortress - $74 million dollars.
Brand new B-2 Stealth Bomber - $2.1 billion dollars.
A decent map of downtown Belgrade - Priceless.

There are some things that money can buy... unfortunately good
intelligence isn't one of them.

For the rest, there's MasterCard, the official card of the 19 member
NATO alliance and those who believe that sometimes you just need to blow
up something in order to restore peace.

[Forwarded by many people - ed.]

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