A couple married forty year was taking a second honeymoon in the same place as teir first.
The wife says, "Sweetheart, let's do the same thing we did here forty years ago!"
The husband stops the car. His wife backs against the fence, and he immediately jumps her like a bass on a junebug They make love like never before. She was SCREAMING and GYRATING and SHAKING uncontrollably; and when it was over, much to her husband's surprise, she FAINTED!
After he revived her and got her back into the car, the husband, quite astounded says: "Darlin', you sure never moved like that forty years ago--or ANYTIME SINCE that I can remember." The women, gasping for breath, finally able to speak, says: " FORTY YEARS AGO THAT FENCE WASN'T ELECTRIFIED!"
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