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My eight year old daughter was reading the back of a lemon juice bottle while we were eating our dinner. Noting that the bottle said that it was "not made from concentrate" she asked me what that meant. I told her that it was made from distracted lemons. While my wife was shaking her head in the disbelief, my daughter, in a thoughtful tone, said "that must be why they got caught."

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