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This is what happens when you have bunch of bored grad students on a rainy Friday afternoon. The main instigator was Malcolm Ryan; and his accomplices were: Mark Reid, Kyle Dean, Joe Thurbon, Jamie Westendorp, Waleed Kadous. As far as we know, this is original ...Coming this season to a cinema near you, Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan star as...
...two meteorologists, struggling with severe weather, in: You've Got Hail!
...two blind people, falling in love over dots on a page, in:
You've Got Braille!
...a petty crim and his defence lawyer, going to court, in:
You've Got Bail!
...and the heart-wrenching sequel, after he blows it:
You've Got Gaol!
...two American high school students, waiting for their College entrance results, in:
You've Got Yale!
...and their blurry initiation to the world of fraternities, in:
You've Got Ale!
...and comparing results after a stormy freshman year, in:
You've Got Fail!
...two Knights from the Court of King Arthur, donning their armour, in:
You've Got Mail!
...and return victorious from their lifelong quest in:
You've Got Grail!
...two old people, meeting again after so many years, in:
You've Got Frail!
...Captain Ahab and Moby Dick, in:
You've Got Whale!
...two lovers, eating escargot in a French restaurant, in:
You've Got Snail!
...two lusers, getting online for the first time, in:
You've Got AOL!
...two geologists, fall in love over a piece over sedimentary rock, in:
You've Got Shale!
...Charles Darwin and a monkey, arguing about evolution, in:
You've Got Tail!
...two yachtsmen, setting out on a leisurely cruise, in:
You've Got Sail!
...and the frightening sequel when the weather turns nasty, in:
You've Got Gale!
...and as the water level rises, they fight to stay afloat, in:
You've Gotta Bail!
...two female gymnasts, barred from the Sydney Olympics, when their hormone tests come back, in:
You've Got Male!
...two loaves of bread, left on the shelf for too long, in:
You've Got Stale!
...Jack and Jill, going up the hill, in:
You've Got Pail!
...two tycoons, forging the link to the West, in:
You've Got Rail!
...two S&M fetishists, taking their sport to new extremes, in:
You've Got Flail!
...a bride and her dressmaker, adding the final touches, in:
You've Got Veil!
...George and Barbara Bush, coping with poor preselection, in: You've Got Quayle!
...Hansel and Gretel, finding their way home, in:
You've Got Trail!
...a Nazi soldier greeting his Fuhrer, in:
You've Got Heil!
...a car-dealer and his customer, agreeing on a price, in:
You've Got Sale!
...twelve notes, separated by semitones, in:
You've Got Scale!
...PhD students, compiling an enormous list of stupid puns, in:
We Got Bored.
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