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Monica Lewinski paid an unscheduled visit to the dry cleaners the other day. She had a spot on her dress that needed removing.

"Hello, Mr. Phelps. Can you remove this stain for me?" asked Monica.

Being hard of hearing from the many years of working near industrial dryers and alike, the old man replied, "Come again, Ms. Lewinski?"

Monica responded, "No, mustard, actually."

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