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Original message sent to the whole company...

>All,
>
>PG&E (local utility) reported that a squirrel got into a transformer in
>the business park taking the power down at about 8:00 a.m. Power was
>restored at 9:32 a.m.
>
>Thank you for your patience through the outage.

Reply moments later...

There has been a report that the squirrel in question was, in fact, recruited by Osama bin Laden and has been elevated to Martyr status.

<Company Name Deleted> will begin retaliatory tree strikes at 15:00 PDT today.

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