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Sacked England soccer manager Glenn Hoddle won a 'bull boy' award from the Plain English Campaign.

Here are some of his best:

After a Wembley crowd paid silent tribute to Princess Diana: 'I never heard a minute's silence like that.'

After the World Cup: 'It's no use crying over spilt milk, we just need to get another cow.'

On his remarks about the disabled: 'I do not believe that. At this moment in time, if that changes in years to come I don't know, but what happens here today and changes as we go along that is part of life's learning and part of your inner beliefs.'

After his Swindon team came from 1-4 down to win 6-4 in 1993: 'We threw caution to the wind and came back from the dead. Well, it is Easter Monday.'

On Eileen Drewery: 'Look at Jesus. He was a normal run of the mill sort of guy who had a genuine gift, just as Eileen has.'

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