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One day, in the backwoods of North Carolina, a hillbilly farmer was walking back to check the still when he spotted his son off behind a stand of trees, beating off. He knew the time had come to find his son a mate. Some horsetrading was done and soon Beau was wed to Suellen.

A few days latter Pa was back in the woods again, and again he spotted his son beating off. He grabbed him by the scruff of the neck and said, "Son, I had you Suellen get hitched to put an end to this nonsense. What is going on?"

His son looked up and said, "But, Pa, her little arm gets sooo tired."

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