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From Excite's "Oddly Enough News," as reported by Reuters, from http://news.excite.com/news/r/991220/08/odd-millennium-preacher under the subheading halfway down:

    Bobby Bible, who declined to give his real name, said he was a 
    Conservative Baptist who did not advocate violence to hasten what he 
    says was the 30 percent chance of Jesus's appearance. 
  

*snicker*--No matter what you think of "Bobby Bible" and his message, you gotta love the wording... Sounds like a weather forecast:

"And the New Year's Eve weather... Mostly cloudy with a 30% chance of Jesus."

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