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Favorite Hymns ...

The dentist's hymn:... "Crown Him with Many Crowns."
The weatherman's hymn:... "There Shall Be Showers of Blessings."
The contractor's hymn:... "The Church's One Foundation."
The taylor's hymn:... "Holy, Holy, Holy."
The golfer's hymn:... "There Is a Green Hill Far Away."
The politician's hymn:... "Standing on the Promises."
The optometrist's hymn:... "Open My Eyes That I May See."
The IRS agent's hymn:... "I Surrender All."
The gossip's hymn:... "Pass It On."
The electrician's hymn:... "Send Out Thy Light."
The shopper's hymn:... "Sweet By and By."

For those of you who drive, if you must speed on the highway, please sing these:

45MPH............................"God Will Take Care of You."
55MPH............................"Guide Me O Thou Great Jehovah."
65MPH............................"Neared My God to Thee."
75MPH............................"Nearer Still Nearer."
85MPH............................"This World Is Not My Home."
95MPH............................"Lord, I'm Coming Home."
Over 100MPH..................."Precious Memories."

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