The BBC web pages have links which allow you to send web pages to email addresses and to include a text message.
I just sent myself a page with the word Saturday in the body of the message. It arrived with the word changed to Sa****ay!
Hmmm. So I tried sending...
>"I hope you still have your appetite for scraps of dickens when I bump
>into you in class in Scunthorpe, Essex on saturday"
Yes! It replied...
>"I hope you still have your appetite for s****s of dickens when I ***p >into you in class in S****horpe, Es*** on sa****ay"
Missed the ass, the tit and the dick though.