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While listening to news reports all day today of apocalyptic Y2K terrorists streaming across the Canadian border into the U.S., I couldn't help thinking that these terrorists sound like regular Canadians. When the cold weather hits or a job opportunity calls, they head straight for the U.S. border.

I feel more comfortable now about Y2K, too. Wouldn't you, if you heard that people were picking up their weapons, explosives and nefarious plans and leaving your country?

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