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[Seen on misc.market at Carnegie Mellon University]

It's been amazing. You've been out on a date with this sweet woman. She's so wonderful. She's all you've ever hoped for.

What's better. She wants to fool around with you after the date . . . . at your place!! Alright. Home turf. You two somehow manage your way into the bedroom and you're getting your swerve on when suddenly the phone rings. You try to ignore it, but there's just no way. From the darkness, you hear the sweetest voice say, "Aren't you going to answer it?" With a quickness only known by horny 20-something's, you reach for the phone when you realize, "CRAP!! NO NIGHTSTAND FOR THE PHONE!!!" You fall backward off the bed, landing on the phone and spraining your neck. Now, you're being driven to the hospital by this nice girl who is thinking "What a comeplete moron. He can't even buy a friggin nightstand." You're injured, embarrassed and definitely not gettin' any. All because of a lack of nightstand.

Don't be stupid. Buy mine. $15.

-Chris

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