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Conversation between myself and a coworker, yesterday.

Me: "How you doin'?"

Coworker: "Great! I'm looking forward to the three-day (Easter) weekend."

Me: "Me, too. Especially since I had a no-day weekend last week."

Coworker: "Oh! Courting Melissa, were you?"

Me: "No, I'm way past courting Melissa. We're shouting at each other from either end of the hallway, and I've been packing her shit up, and hauling it out to the curb. I also called the sherriff to get her the hell out of my house!"

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