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Below find the a digest of Kosovo quickies. These are jokes which are funny, but which didn't really warrant posting separately. Particularly selective readers will probably not enjoy the digests, and may want to killfile RHF jokes with "Digest" in the title - ed.
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Some of the local service organizations are doing various supply drives for the Kosovo refugees. One of them is running a soap donation drive. And I thought we were trying to stop the ethnic cleansing....
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>From: adc5x@virginia.edu (Allan Clifton)
>Subject: Kosovo refugees
This morning's Reuters headline reads:
Kosovo Refugees May Go To New Jersey
Haven't these poor people suffered enough?!?
= = = = = = = >Subject: Belgrade Graffiti >From: fmarkus@pipeline.com (Frank Markus)
NPR reported today that there among the graffiti in Belgrade there is the unfortunate "Down with NATO bombs."
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>From: covington@mindspring.com (Michael A. Covington)
>Subject: Recycled Tom Swifty
"Kosovo deserves to be free," said Tomasz acerbically.
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>From: pajern@ameritech.net (Phil Jern)
>Subject: US Airstrike Damage report
BELGRADE: A U.S. airstrike today totally destroyed the Belgrade Yugo factory. Damage was estimated at nearly four dollars.
= = = = = = = >Subject: All prices exclude delivery costs. >From: enge0213@tc.umn.edu (Aaron Engelhart)
!!! INCREDIBLE OPPORTUNITY !!! THIS IS NOT A JOKE OR A PROVOCATION. THERE IS A WAR IN YUGOSLAVIA, YOU KNOW IT. AND YOU HAVE AN UNIQUE CHANCE TO BUY THE "SOUVENIRS." WE OFFER PARTS AND COMPONENTS (AND SOME OF THEM ARE FUNCTIONAL) FROM SHOT DOWN U.S. (NATO) AIRPLANES AND CRUISE MISSILES
E-mail for contact: yu_war@email.com THIS IS OUR FIRST OFFER LIST:_________F-117A "Nighthawk" http://www.verat.net/bg.com/www.beograd.com/nato/F-117.html
- unknown electronic device (2.4 kg) / ok / $500 - unknown electronic device / slightly damaged / $350 - unknown electronic device / damaged / $200 - unknown electronic device / damaged / $200 - various landing gear components (17) / $25-75 - unknown measuring device / ok / $100 - unknown device from right wing / ok / $150 - unknown gasket from right wing / ok / $50 - engine pump (likely: oil pump) / ok / $250 - various fuel (or oil?) pipes (13) / ok / $20-50 - leading edge structure (4 kg) / damaged / $200 - wing structure (3.3 kg) / damaged / $150 - wing structure (1.6 kg) / damaged / $75 - wing structure (1.2 kg) / damaged / $75 - wing structure (0.5 kg) / damaged / $50 - fuselage structure (2.1 kg) / damaged / $120 - fuselage structure (1.7 kg) / damaged / $80 - fuselage structure (1.3 kg) / damaged / $75 - fuselage structure (0.8 kg) / damaged / $50 - fuselage structure (3 kg) / damaged / $150 - fuselage structure (1.9 kg) / damaged / $100 - fuselage structure (1.1 kg) / damaged / $75 - various small parts / damaged / $25-50
_________AGM-109 "Tomahawk"
- unknown electronic device / slightly damaged / $200 - middle fuselage structure w. fuel cells / damaged / $75 - fuselage structute w. tank (Helium?) / damaged / $100 - unknown device (0.7 kg) / ok / $150 - unknown device (0.5 kg) / ok / $100 - rear fuselage structure / damaged / $75 - rear fuselage structure / damaged / $50 - pneumatic device / ok / $75 - left wing / damaged / $50 - centrifugal engine compressor / ok / $150 - engine air inlet / damaged / $75 - exhaust pipe / damaged / $50 - stabilizer / damaged / $25
_________AGM-86C CALCM
- right wing / damaged / $200 - unknown electronic device ("Litton") / damaged / $200 - unknown electronic device / slightly damaged / $150 - unknown device (likely: fuel valve) / damaged / $100 - fuselage structure / damaged / $120 - fuselage structure / damaged / $100 - fuselage structure / damaged / $100 - air inlet / slightly damaged / $200 - rear cover w. stabilizer / slightly damaged / $250
Notice: All prices exclude delivery costs - $20-50/kg
E-mail for contact: yu_war@email.com
[Note - making the rounds - ed.]
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