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> Nominated for quote of the year is the statement made by Representative
> Dick Armey, who when asked if he were in the President's place, would he
> resign, responded: "If I were in the President's place I would not get a
> chance to resign. I would be lying in a pool of my own blood hearing Mrs.
> Armey standing over me saying, 'How do I reload this damn thing?'

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