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From the Mouths Of Babes...
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A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of
kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in
the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children
fell to discussing the dog's duties.

"They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster.

"No," said another, "he's just for good luck."

A third child brought the argument to a close. "They use the dogs,"
she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrant."

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