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My wife recently visited a cemetary, and noticed a dual tombstone where the husband had died, while the wife was still alive. It looked something like this:

 ------------------------- /------------------------- 
/                          |                          | 
|       John Smith         |       Mary Smith         | 
|                          |                          |  
|    Born: July 12, 1926   |   Born: Sep 26, 1929     | 
|                          |                          |   
|    Died: Feb 7, 1985     |   Died:       , 19       | 
|                          |                          |  
|                          |                          |  
|                          |                          |  

She better die in the next year or so. 

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