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Real telephone conversations I have had this week

mc@ai.uga.edu (Michael Covington)
The University of Georgia

(smirk, true)

"This is Michael Covington, can I help you?"

"Um... er... is Michael Covington there by any chance?"

"This is Michael Covington, can I help you?"

"Beep... beep... beep... beep..."

(Me, loudly:) "Hello, hello--This is not a fax number--you've got the wrong number."

(Total stranger:) "Then you'd better tell Jimmy!"

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