Recently I attended a family event in Florida. All of my funniest relatives were there, and it was something like a Seinfeld episode come to life.
Tired of explaining to each of my older relatives what being a "web site developer" actually meant, I had started telling people that I was a "computer geek."
"Isn't a geek the person in the circus who bites the heads off of live chickens?" asked one of my wise-cracking relatives.
"I'm a computer geek," I said. "I bite the heads off of America Online Telemarketers."