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What follows are the latest entries in the Clinton file. These are jokes which are funny, but which didn't really warrant posting separately. I post such a digest whenever I have enough entries to warrant it. Particularly selective readers will probably not enjoy the digests, and may want to killfile RHF jokes with "Digest" in the title - ed.
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Gennifer Flowers was asked recently if her sexual relationship with Bill
Clinton was similar to the one he had with Monica Lewinsky. She replied,
"Close, but no cigar."
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Reading the Starr Report has actually increased my belief in the
President's honesty.
Only a man who would get a blow-job and not cum would smoke pot and not
inhale.
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Clinton's first thought when reading Starr's report:
"Imagine how much worse it could have been had they
discovered that the cigar was a Havana."
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I was talking with some friends about what Clinton might do if he's
asked to pay the $44million in legal fees racked up during this scandal,
then we hit on it:
Auction the Cigar.
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In light of the recent presidential scandal, I've come up with an idea
for a new brand of cigar featuring an irregularly shaped end: The "El
Presidente" - Ribbed for her pleasure. :)
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Maybe Clinton has been extremely clairvoyant when it comes to protecting
himself and limiting access to information about his private life. After
all, by passing the Communications Decency Act, he could have forced the
goverment to shut down all websites carrying copies of the Starr report,
right?
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