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There's this guy in a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.

The poor man starts crying.

The truck driver says: "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't see a man crying."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life.

First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office.

My boss, outraged, fires me.

When I leave the building to go to my car, I found out it was stolen.

The police, they say they can do nothing.

I get a cab to return home, and when I leave the cab, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there.

I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener.

I leave home, and come to this bar.

And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison . . ."

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