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My town office in Maine had several posters about polluted clam flats. This is quite a problem; many flats have been closed temporarily or permanently, driving the price of clams way up. So the poster explains that a microorganism causes a disease in clams that causes numbness, disorientation, and even death.

My question is simply this: just what are the distinguishing marks of a numb or disoriented clam?

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