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A national medical insurance company sent out one of those foam can coolers to its agents as part of the promotion for a sales contest. Included with the can cooler was the following warning that could only have been spawned from previous experience:

"This item is intended only to be used as a can cooler and not as a flotation device for cats, guinea pigs, squirrels, or other unsuspecting wildlife."

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