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[Note - reposted from alt.fashion.crossdressing by permission of the author - ed]

Heres my parting thoughts.

If you buy the gallon size of acetone at the hardware store because its cheaper than nail polish remover, you might be a crossdresser.

If you have ever noticed that more than half of the lingerie drying in the bathroom is yours, you might be a crossdresser.

If you have ever grabbed a metal file out of your toolbox to file a broken nail, you might be a crossdresser.

If a woman has ever asked you where you get your hair done, you might be a crossdresser.

If you buy Milwaukee tools rather than DeWalt so they dont clash with you nail polish, you might be a crossdresser.

If your SO has ever asked to borrow your best Kasper suit for her job interview, you might be a crossdresser.

If your SO has ever asked you for makeup tips, you might be a crossdresser.

If a cashier has ever told you that you have your boyfriends drivers license, you might be a crossdresser.

If you drive better in heels than your SO, you might be a crossdresser.

If you have ever had anyone ask you what perfume you are wearing, you might be a crossdresser.

If you have ever looked for a cheaper place to get your nails done, you might be a crossdresser.

If the discount dress store knows you by name (drab or fem), you might be a crossdresser.

If you get preferred customer advertisements in the mail from womans clothing stores, you might be a crossdresser.

If you are afraid that the lace on your panties will show through your slacks, you might be a crossdresser.

If you hope for a cold day so you can wear a camisole under your sweater, you might be a crossdresser.

If you have tried to convince your SO that wearing pantyhose is better than wearing insulated underwear to work, you might be a crossdresser.

If you have to try to get rid of a bikini tan line before anyone notices, you might be a crossdresser.

If you have more colors of nail polish than your SOs manicurist, you might be a crossdresser.

If you have ever given your SO lessons on how to do her nails better, you might be a crossdresser.

If all the women in the office are mad at you because you were the only one to get flowers for Valentines Day, you might be a crossdresser.

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