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The best defense...

tnaran@direct.ca (Travers Naran)
Rangersoft Vancouver
(smirk, offense=Sicilians)

My nephew and I were playing a game of chess tonight.  In desperation
he mockingly tried to cheat.  In a poor imitation of an Italian gangster
I said, "You want I should beat you up?"

He replied in turn, "I'll kill you first."

"Ah," I replied.  "The Sicilian Defense."

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