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The following request was recently made on the rec.juggling newsgroup:

Juggling chainsaws is really an old trick. We need a new "dangerous" prop to impress people. It needs to be familiar to the general public, heavy, noisy, and apparently dangerous. Any suggestions?

And Graham Read quipped in reply:

"How about Roseanne Barr?"

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