My wife looking very proud of herself had our recently adopted feral cat sitting in her lap begging to be pet. This was in dramatic contrast to how wild the cat was when we originally received him. She asked me what I thought his feral friends would say if they could see him now.
I responded quickly, "They would probably all laugh and tease him about being human whipped."
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